I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
the day after is always just damage control
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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