I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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