Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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