I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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