Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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