areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I could fuck to npr.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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