Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
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OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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