Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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