check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I am spending my child support on dildos
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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