I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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