You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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