One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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