we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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