i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
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Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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