Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
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as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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