used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
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Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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