By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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