hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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