is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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