Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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