I'm so fucking centered right now
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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