she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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