Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
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absolutely not
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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