my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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