Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I wish i was in the wii world.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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