K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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