why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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