Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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