is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
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I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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