NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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