i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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