Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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