hotel room ftw
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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