i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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