i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
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It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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