I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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