hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
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Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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