ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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