I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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