So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
there is glitter all over my balls
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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