We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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