There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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I want to be your penis for a week.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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