he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
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Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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