absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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