The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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