Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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