What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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