im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
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