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say what?
wanna hang out?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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