It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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